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Posted:Aug 2, 2013 7:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 7:03 am

leave it here, just you and me

and TMZ if they ask nice
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i'll gladly pay you tuesday for some cake today
Posted:Apr 24, 2017 12:01 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2017 8:17 am

there once was a young man that cheated
when the wife caught him it was quite heated
she pulled out a knife
and stopped his sex life
and now he hates women and is a raging misogynistic killer looking at 30 in prison for murder

old mother jones
loved to get stoned
eating hashish brownies all night
her dog found her stash
she found him headfirst in the trash
flying as high as a kite

Peter piper's windshield wiper
broke in the midst of a storm
along came a truck
peter lost all his luck
when the truck hit him at 45mph and fucked him up

the dirty guy that lives down the street
is nasty and not real discreet
he smells of not bathing
gutter invadin'
and I would never use him as a reference or a godfather for my kids

bill found a whore at the one dollar store
spending her welfare money
he wanted some head
she told him drop dead
it cost more than a buck for this honey
always time
Posted:Apr 22, 2017 3:14 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2017 4:07 am

for the first time in awhile i am not on the blog list

probably due to the lack of blogs i've written lately

tends to work like that

so, because i cannot stand to not be listed i am writing this post

it is not a post with an extreme amount of substance

more just a way to include myself

i've been on a writing sabbatical

living more away from the computer

not doing that much just doing everyday stuff

but finding that writing hasn't been a need

so i haven't

and now, i have again

and i will


until i won't


so, to sum things up

i've nothing to say so i haven't been saying it

and now

time for cake
open forum
Posted:Apr 1, 2017 11:46 am
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2017 4:23 am

i often find myself questioning values
my values
the values of others
assumed values
unassumed value
i value your opinions and comments whether on or off subject
bumperstickers of the future
Posted:Mar 29, 2017 9:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 7:04 am

rat, not just for breakfast anymore

make love, war is too expensive

WWIV, like us on Macebook

The Rolling Stones, the rip van winkle tour

Wal-mart for President

squirrel, the other wild meat

warning, undead Mayan aboard

without men civilization would last until the jet pack needed servicing

if I don't kill you one of my clones probably will

this one time at astro camp.....

don't meddle with aliens for you are crunchy and good with ketchup

If the life extension capsule is rocking don't come a knocking

I hate my robotic boss

I gotta have my cup of coffee before teleporting anywhere

cryogenic vacations are a right!

my robot can beat up your robot

my child is an honor student at Black Hole Elementary

caution, I brake for asteriods

Pluto is for lovers
feelings, nothing more than feelings, feelings of feelings feeling things they've felt
Posted:Mar 27, 2017 9:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 7:05 am

i feel as though the rain will shine
the wind will blow
the moon is mine
i feel as though as things bad
matter less today
cuz of the feelings i've had
i feel as though the good is back
the negative gone
no more attack
i feel as though life burns real bright
the darkest night
the attempted sight
i feel as though its all for all
the wedded bliss
the funeral crawl
i feel i live i am the breath
taken strongly
from the depths
i feel as if the feelings, though real
are superseeded by
previous evils
i feel as though my mind is gone
the sane reponse
the answer long
i feel as if i feel no more
and never can there be
another feeling felt like this
feeling i have of me
how it seems
Posted:Mar 26, 2017 6:50 am
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2017 5:06 pm

seems that there are lots of ready women around
seems that i am wanted by many of them
seems that being called Master is the order of the day
seems that being told they need to skype with me to prove themselves is a not very appealing process
how is it that you can find someone
how is it that you can find someone really interested
how is this all done with simply a phone and computer
how is it that others seem perfectly happy with penpal relationships
seems a waste of time to me
seems less than real
seems like a scam
seems like anything but wanting a real relationship
how is it that people find others here
how is it that folks seriously meet partners
how is it that wanting to skype is a bad thing
how is it that subs and Doms make sense of this
seems like the ready are not so ready
seems like the women are not usually women
seems like being someone's Master is simple
provided you want nothing more than to have this written communique that speaks to all needs and wants
seems like real is a joke
seems like finding someone on here is a joke
seems like i am the only real one somedays
seems i understand little of this place after 11 years
Posted:Mar 22, 2017 12:24 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 7:07 am

Be careful what you say you want
cuz I might just be that
don't say you're thin and 23
and then be 40 and fat

don't say you want a rougher sort
don't say you are a slave
it's obvious you don't have a clue
by the responses that you gave

If what you really want is just
a man to give you stuff
don't write about the welts and bruises
don't tell me all that fluff

don't say you want a realtime thing
when all you have is chat
don't say you have experience
if it's really not like that

don't put up naked pics of those
you really wish to be
show yourself, or not at all
just be real like me

If getting slapped is not your thing
you don't want any pain
then calling yourself painslut
who's supposed to gain?

A picture of the toys you bought
does nothing to impress
how bout a pic just of you
in a real nice dress?

At least that would be something real
an image i could trust
instead of models from afar
to get some guy to lust

If you like to have control
submissive you're not real
so don't tell me you are a sub
this all just seems surreal

Please don't say that you want to move
relocate for a man
when you are stuck on house arrest
and never really can

Don't say you want my collar when
a million have heard that once
i know you really just want bucks
i'm really not a dunce

so be careful what you ask for
and make sure i know you're true
if not you'll find your pic and profile
here for all to view
oral sex wouldn't even help
Posted:Mar 21, 2017 10:11 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2017 4:26 pm

"if your tongue came notarized i wouldn't believe you"

Judge Marilyn Malian
do we have an understanding?
Posted:Mar 21, 2017 9:42 am
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2017 9:39 am

it seems to me that there are two kinds of people in the world...
the kind that bitch about how bad things are and all the bullshit and that's all they do, forever, until it kills them

and the kind that work toward bettering things while acquiring recipes to make bullshit more palatable because you either learn to swallow the bs or die from it

my kindergarten teacher taught us to count to three in our head before speaking, in essence, think before you speak. I've always been too busy counting to three to do any other thinking

still haven't learned that one

sometimes dog is woman's best friend

if you bitch about the problem without offering a solution, you are just a bitch

respect your ignorance enough to work to distance yourself from it

often silence offers the greatest music

man up or shut up until you can

remember the past, live in the now, work toward the future

I don't discriminate, sometimes I think outside the bag and inside the box

prepare for the worst and be surprised

compromise is not a dirty word

a schedule is for people like me that could easily spend all day staring at clouds without one

who told randy travis he could act?

there is no such thing as worthful pity but there is priceless compassion

someone right now is hungry

hell, i'm hungry but i can do something about it

some can't

the guy that said crime doesn't pay didn't know d.b. cooper

tea speculators care about the price of tea in china

was old macdonald into beastiality, or did he kill mrs. old macdonald, or was he a bachelor and how did he get his farm, was it given to him or passed down or did he win it in a poker game and if so, was it in california during the gold rush and was there a gun fight? How did he become a farmer or was he a gambler fulltime although I'm not sure you can be either a part time farmer or a part time gambler.

this is why i need help with focus

ever thought that the reason we havent seen martians is due to them actually being little and green and they have a complex about their looks?

has there ever been a leprauchan that stole the pot o'gold, shaved the beard, changed into street clothes and lived rich and happy?

there are too many options for peace to ever be possible, is this what they mean by the cost of evolution?

and who is they anyway?

why is it dentists are the only ones that seemed organized enough to give us group reviews of products?

9 outta 10 male porn stars recommend trojan condoms....seems plausible

wouldn't it be funny to find out that tenth porn star used something weird as a condom?

some study said something about the largest penis measured was around 12 or 13 inches and I've always been told there is a correlation between a man's feet (and hands) and their penis size. Has anyone measured one of these basketball players that wear the size 21 shoes?

I read that some fast food chains are studying cost of a restaurant in space....and I can't get jack in the box in Florida?

ok kids, love one another

and send me the pics

BuddhaDaddy OUT

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