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Posted:Aug 2, 2013 7:04 am
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2017 3:48 am

leave it here, just you and me

and TMZ if they ask nice
drifting along
Posted:Mar 22, 2017 2:17 pm
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2017 3:51 am

is it not the world that we can see
the world that is what we will be
the world that means what we want meant
the world where thoughts are thoughtfully sent
the world, the world of nature and shit
the world, the world of it all
thinking about what would become
while sitting there seeing it as done
the world, the world is only as we let it be
but the world can be
can be what we want it to be
time flies fast and yesterday comes
as tomorrow
with the feeling that you know
with the righteous voice to blow
with the need to do and be
what kind of life if we can't be?
1 comment
Posted:Mar 22, 2017 12:24 pm
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2017 3:53 am

Be careful what you say you want
cuz I might just be that
don't say you're thin and 23
and then be 40 and fat

don't say you want a rougher sort
don't say you are a slave
it's obvious you don't have a clue
by the responses that you gave

If what you really want is just
a man to give you stuff
don't write about the welts and bruises
don't tell me all that fluff

don't say you want a realtime thing
when all you have is chat
don't say you have experience
if it's really not like that

don't put up naked pics of those
you really wish to be
show yourself, or not at all
just be real like me

If getting slapped is not your thing
you don't want any pain
then calling yourself painslut
who's supposed to gain?

A picture of the toys you bought
does nothing to impress
how bout a pic just of you
in a real nice dress?

At least that would be something real
an image i could trust
instead of models from afar
to get some guy to lust

If you like to have control
submissive you're not real
so don't tell me you are a sub
this all just seems surreal

Please don't say that you want to move
relocate for a man
when you are stuck on house arrest
and never really can

Don't say you want my collar when
a million have heard that once
i know you really just want bucks
i'm really not a dunce

so be careful what you ask for
and make sure i know you're true
if not you'll find your pic and profile
here for all to view
oral sex wouldn't even help
Posted:Mar 21, 2017 10:11 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2017 4:26 pm

"if your tongue came notarized i wouldn't believe you"

Judge Marilyn Malian
do we have an understanding?
Posted:Mar 21, 2017 9:42 am
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2017 9:39 am

it seems to me that there are two kinds of people in the world...
the kind that bitch about how bad things are and all the bullshit and that's all they do, forever, until it kills them

and the kind that work toward bettering things while acquiring recipes to make bullshit more palatable because you either learn to swallow the bs or die from it

my kindergarten teacher taught us to count to three in our head before speaking, in essence, think before you speak. I've always been too busy counting to three to do any other thinking

still haven't learned that one

sometimes dog is woman's best friend

if you bitch about the problem without offering a solution, you are just a bitch

respect your ignorance enough to work to distance yourself from it

often silence offers the greatest music

man up or shut up until you can

remember the past, live in the now, work toward the future

I don't discriminate, sometimes I think outside the bag and inside the box

prepare for the worst and be surprised

compromise is not a dirty word

a schedule is for people like me that could easily spend all day staring at clouds without one

who told randy travis he could act?

there is no such thing as worthful pity but there is priceless compassion

someone right now is hungry

hell, i'm hungry but i can do something about it

some can't

the guy that said crime doesn't pay didn't know d.b. cooper

tea speculators care about the price of tea in china

was old macdonald into beastiality, or did he kill mrs. old macdonald, or was he a bachelor and how did he get his farm, was it given to him or passed down or did he win it in a poker game and if so, was it in california during the gold rush and was there a gun fight? How did he become a farmer or was he a gambler fulltime although I'm not sure you can be either a part time farmer or a part time gambler.

this is why i need help with focus

ever thought that the reason we havent seen martians is due to them actually being little and green and they have a complex about their looks?

has there ever been a leprauchan that stole the pot o'gold, shaved the beard, changed into street clothes and lived rich and happy?

there are too many options for peace to ever be possible, is this what they mean by the cost of evolution?

and who is they anyway?

why is it dentists are the only ones that seemed organized enough to give us group reviews of products?

9 outta 10 male porn stars recommend trojan condoms....seems plausible

wouldn't it be funny to find out that tenth porn star used something weird as a condom?

some study said something about the largest penis measured was around 12 or 13 inches and I've always been told there is a correlation between a man's feet (and hands) and their penis size. Has anyone measured one of these basketball players that wear the size 21 shoes?

I read that some fast food chains are studying cost of a restaurant in space....and I can't get jack in the box in Florida?

ok kids, love one another

and send me the pics

BuddhaDaddy OUT
the truth is just that
Posted:Mar 20, 2017 8:54 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2017 3:02 am

if you have a question

if it doesnt seem right

if your gut says no


when it's right there is no question

it IS right

your gut says go


working to make a relationship is lying

there is no work

relationships build because they should

if you feel you have to be someone else

then being you will never be right

it flows

the feelings, the time together

like bruce lee says

be like water

and that's what happens when it is right

you 'be' like water

and it flows
nirvana resides at my house
Posted:Mar 18, 2017 7:17 am
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2017 2:30 am

I have no one in my life that I want to feel hurt

I have no one I wish bad things on

I've no grudges

no chips

no long standing feuds

oh I have people that seem to want to spend that kind of energy toward me

to them, I suppose I am worth that

but me, no hate in me

I wish nothing but good things for people

I have LOTS that have hurt me

I have forgiven them

I have MANY that did me wrong

I have forgiven them

I have some that seem to hate me

I don't understand them but I have forgiven them

I need LOTS of help daily

I make LOTS of questionable calls

LOTS of mistakes


I have no hate, no enemies, no wishes of ill will

my energy is MINE

and I spend it on good things these days

remember that if your life is full of chaos and many seem out to get you

it is probably time to look in the mirror again

slow down

breathe deeply

care for others a bit more and yourself a bit less

try being good to people

watch what comes back

not everytime, not immediately

but, in time, you will find less chaos

less stress

more control

and more happiness

find the energy in yourself to forgive others

clean your soul

and then FLY

It's not magic

or bullshit

real happiness starts with what YOU CAN CONTROL

forgive yourself and forgive others


and love always
tuesday's child
Posted:Mar 13, 2017 3:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2017 4:54 am

tuesday's child is full of grace
hurt his leg in a sexually charged farming accident and wears a brace
tuesday's child would suck in a race
like a broke down mule would be his pace

tuesday's child is full of sass
with his fucked up leg and a real huge ass
so fugly that he has no lass
so he sits all day smoking grass

tuesday's child finally got a girl
she was a virgin turning fifty and decided to give it a whirl
she sat eating bonbons and his penis started to curl
tuesday's child had a whale for a girl

tuesday's child had lots of strife
he laid in the tub and pulled out his knife
he bled out and was found by his wife
tuesday's child now had no life

on a note found next to the body that day
were words tuesday's child wanted to say
the blood making the paper look gray
simply "I wonder how my life would've been if i'd been born on Wednesday"

tuesday's child now dead and gone
a testament to the battle of one
to understand life is but a pun
fate is always the only thing that won
and it will be true
tick tock
Posted:Mar 13, 2017 8:03 am
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2017 6:55 am

people say there is a time and a place for everything
everything goes in it's place
and time waits for no man
and sometimes timing is everything
time flies by
sometimes it seems time stops still for a moment
but time never stops
people say alot of things
and time proves all things
no one has learned how to stop time
or travel in time
sometimes we need a break
but there is no break in time
a man always needs to know his place
a man needs to stay abreast of the times
and every man has his time
time is simple and very complex
time is simply existent until it is not
a place in time that seems to stop
time welcomes your ability to use it
and some men use it up
waste it away
reading this about time just cost you ten seconds of your life
i thank you for that and hope it was worth it
as time goes on
prepared either way
Posted:Mar 10, 2017 6:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2017 7:08 am

as i get ready to lay on down
rest my head, hope for no sound
other than Roscoe boy snoring loudly beside

i awake tomorrow as each day
or i hope so anyway
funny how it doesn't feel a year older

i age, no shit, but in subtle ways
nothing happens overnight they say
and trust no one will think tomorrow i am 22

so i look forward to the day
hoping in its own way
tomorrow answers questions to the future

but just in case
as birthdays often don't go that way
good reason i bought a case of tequila

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