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Pumpkin fucking spice
Posted:Oct 21, 2017 6:16 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2017 6:32 pm
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Sure i get it....its sorta like the leaves turning color...its a seasonal thing unique to fall.

But omg this has to stop....i actually saw pumpkin spiced twinkies the other day..

Whats next? Pumpkin spiced pussy? Id luv to be a fly on the wall for that sales pitch...

Ladies. You say your not getting enough oral...then add a few sprinkles of mrs dash pumpkin spice to ....spice up your luv life..
( And on that note never ever understood why a woman would complain about not getting enough oral...i mean why are you with someone that doesnt really enjoy giving.

And yes..you know damn well if pumpkin spice lead to more oral dudes would be literally coating themselves in it.
Hell guys would get naked..jump into a trash bag and shake and bake coat themselves if it meant more oral.

Hmm perhaps i need to invest in pumpkin spice stocks and then start that rumor on twitter!๐Ÿค”

Im cool with pumpkin spiced lattes...but its gotta end there.
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Did you ever notice its the visitors that want to get their freak om
Posted:Oct 21, 2017 5:58 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2017 1:19 pm
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Im a home team guy...hate to travel ....but perhaps im getting set in my ways...

Yet it seems like people who visit an area are the biggest freaks out there..

Unfortunately for me im not looking for that and actually want a relationship i stead of a one night stand.

But omg for some of these people it is like..freak off the leash or someone let them out of their cage...get them away from their wives\ home towns\ people that know them and they become some bad lifestyle stereotype come to life.

Hell i was talking with one dude on another site...thought he was local etc....turns out he is up here looking after his granddaughter!!!!!

Now you know thats pretty low when your out of town visiting your dgranddaughter and still looking to meet another guy.
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Submale psychology or 3 easy ways to control a male without buying my book..lol
Posted:Oct 20, 2017 4:48 am
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2017 7:50 am
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I think i really hit the nail on the head with this one. So i thought id share the wealth.

One doesnt have to be an uber dominant person to controll a submale. Actually you may already be in control of one at home or work without realizing it๐Ÿ˜†.

But i believe the average submale ( now you or the sub male you own may be different). BUT it has been my experience that the submale wants three things.

1. To be disciplined..pretty self explanatory...ive yet to meet a male that didnt want to be punished.
2. They all have some secret fetish,type of play etc that noone ' understands' and therefore no real outlet for this in their daily lives. You dont have to be tge DOM from hell to control them because you fill this void in their lives...and that in itself is a powerful tool to use against a sub male.

3. Dick...literally a dick...doesnt matter if the submale identifies as straight\ bi or gay...they all are obsessed by the penis...whether that is sucking one..being fucked by one( or your strap on) or being cuckholded and watching someone fuck you.
You can take the straightest guy in the room and if the Domme tells him to suck that dick...suddenly he becomes the dick sucking state champ๐Ÿ˜‹ give that boy a blue ribbon.

Submales have this weird relationship with their sexual orientation...they assume doing sexual activities like a gay male some how makes them less manly. In their vanilla lives they wouldn't be caught dead hugging another guy..more or less any public sign of affection.

But get him behind closed doors and on a leash...and that straight guy disappears....they all claim that sucking a cock is just a form of submission. No different than say being paddled.
But they somehow really seem to be enjoying themselves.

And the best part is one doesnt need to have an actual dick( it sure is handy if you all ready have one) . But a woman can always buy a bigger\ better one.

so to summarize..just follow the three D's....
1. Discipline
2. Diapers or whatever kinky shit he desires to explore
3. Dick.

Last piece of advice on controlling a submale....

He leads with his penis...so sure he may run head first into some kink...
But reality often runs into the fantasy.
take chastity for example...ive know dommes that cock caged their boys...all seemed great initially..then get down the road a few days and the submale started to complain.
I believe if the dominant really want to do a certain fetish then it is best to find a submake that has that interest....why work hard when you can work smart...why shave down a square male to fit that round hole...are there not round submales already?
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Do you think women are more open to m2m then men are?
Posted:Oct 18, 2017 5:06 am
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2017 4:59 pm
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This topic reminds me of that funny parody movie..not another gay movie2006...
( And note i said parody..not a porn)

Even if your not gay it is quite a funny ..it stars michael carbonaro..yep the same guy on tru tv that has his own show( the carbonaro effect)..the magic\ hidden camera show...
He claims he is straight..but he does ' magic'..for a living...
Ill let you all debate that on your own.

Anyway the best character in the movie is ' stiffler'..well not stiffler..but a lesbian butch named muffler...

She is large and in charge...and has no problem with swinging her dick around... literally.

Where the boys are having a hard time dealing with their sexuality\ getting laid\ getting their cherries popped....
Muffler is banging every cheerleader in sight. Its funny as all fuck to hear muffler being open about her sexuality\ m2m fun...meanwhile the boys are still shy about being virgins.
Hell muffler' s younger sister walks in as the boys are about ready toexperience their first time...and she shouts'. Butt sex!!!!! Butt sex!! Can i watch!
A chip right off the ole muffler block.

So it made me wonder if women are more open to m2m than straight men are... Its pretty obvious that 99 percent of dudes are cool with bi women\ lesbians.

Now i know dudes into dudes isnt everyone' s cup of tea...but then again i know alot of women that enjoy watching gay porn.

Just curious if more women are into it and really arent vocal.
And no im not talking about it as some male sexual fantasy way where m2m quickly turns into a 3 way. Im talking about two men going at each other
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Just curious....with all the bi people on alt
Posted:Oct 18, 2017 4:18 am
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2017 4:08 am
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Since things are slow in blogland of late ( and god knows ive been good ๐Ÿ˜ and avoiding certain no win topics like harvey butterball).

I thought i would then ask....with all the bi people in the kink community...why are there so few blogs about being bi\ bi sex\ attracting someone of the same sex etc or fuck even playing with someone of the same sex.

See here in kansas city there are plenty of bisexual and kinky folks..seems like every other woman list herself as bi....yet all the groups tended to be mom and pops bdsm ( older with a male hub dom and sub wife). Hell it was rare to see two women playing.. it was a freaking unicorn to ever see two men playing. Which is odd considering i dont live in podunk backwater usa...kansas city is quite large with a diverse background of folks.
And sure we' re not nyc...but we are hardly choir boys.

Now i dont have a problem talking about being bi or gay or being attracted to either sex. But with such an influx and rise of the bisexual community...i just wonder why it isn't blogged about more.

Could it really be that noone cares about women being attracted to women or dudes into dudes...perhaps the media has played this topic to death and people are just worn out.
I mean who cares if kristen stewart likes women...

Or perhaps this subject still is taboo for alot if people to talk about?...i know in sone bi groups you have men still fantasizing about sucking a dick and wondering..omg does that make them bi?!!!!
( Er fyi..it doesnt..just means you might enjoy sucking a dick....dont read into it. Its not rocket science..its a dick. Insert tab A into slot B.

I just thought with all the bi people here this topic would appear more.
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From the CEO's own mouth.. don't buy a Ford vehicle
Posted:Oct 17, 2017 4:17 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2017 6:19 pm
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Just a fair warning for you all. I just read an article where the CEO of Ford is gonna streamline the company....because.... wait for it.. he is afraid that the self driving car/ the electric car will be everywhere and the market for used fords will bottom out.

Basically the CEO is a bean counter and is trying to edge his bet. So he is gonna slash budgets/ material in the current models.

Which means the current Ford models will be high dollar junk!!!

Fords are already hard to work on... please heed my warnings and avoid this company in the future. Or you'll end up with a lemon of a car
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Micro burst
Posted:Oct 16, 2017 5:00 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2017 5:01 am
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We had a big storm roll into kc saturday...i didnt think much about it though.
A few hours later there were trees literally tore out of ground.
We experienced a mini burst or mini tornado.

The sob hit the neighbors tree and then bounced into my culdesac..ripped up three random trees . Didnt touch and house and bounced 3 blocks north and did the same thing.

Its sorta scary to witness such a thing....but no real damage except the neighbors trees..this us my second experience with micro burst....
But then again we felt an earth quake last year in kc due to fracking in oklahoma.
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Melatonin
Posted:Oct 16, 2017 4:52 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2017 3:23 am
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Just wondering if anyone has ever used it to help them sleep and what were your results.

I havent been getting deep sleep. Im not an alcoholic\ or drug user..but i find that alcohol does relax me some,\ gets me to sleep faster but doesnt deliver as promised. So i want to get off that bus.. i find one or two drinks to get me sleepy leads to 3+ easily.

Benedryl doesnt work for me...i have bad allergies and am used to popping them...it is to the point where i can take two and still be wide awake etc.
I dont get the drowsy side effects.

So i thought id try over the counter melatonin...i took like two pills..like 6 mg i think....and it didnt make me drowsy.. took about 4 hrs in to feel anything.
I didnt get sleepy...but found that i did have a deeper sleep that night.?

I didnt have side effects like not being able to wake up easily the next morn.

So it got me to wondering your results..im thinking i need to increase the doasage to maybe 10mg
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Why theres no room for kap
Posted:Oct 16, 2017 4:36 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2017 4:13 pm
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It seems every week a qb get hurt like arron rodgers and immediately the media gets a hard on for kap....

Surely they gotta go with kap...right?

Er no... This isnt some pick up game at Thanksgiving...

You cant just take a qb off the street and start him the next week....most nfl systens are complicated....the qb has to rattle of a sentences of like ten things....each thing dictates whereva certain player is going

Its different with say a running back...he only has to understand his part of the play call....

A qb has to know where everyone is going on a particular play

The reason alot of junk qb are getting the nod over kap is because perhaps they played for the coach ( and know the offense) or they played in a similar one...say same play but different name
.
Alex smith of the kc chiefs rattled off a play for the local sports radio and it had 10 separate components to it...took him like two or three seasons to proper learn the offense and be comfortable in it.

For sure it would be a great optic for the nfl to have the packers sign kap.....its not gonna happen...a potential qb has to be in training camp to learn the offense.
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Twitter ceo boast of crackdown on 8tred \ abusive language etc
Posted:Oct 15, 2017 6:42 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2017 3:13 pm
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What delicious irony...twitter of all things is gonna crack down on the trolls .i mean the trolls made twitter what it is....and in turn turned alot of twitter users into trolls.

This all comes about because rose mcgowan claimed ( old fat creepy white guy)...hell it does even matter what his name is...the media is now on a witch hunt aganst any white male. Seems anyone with a penis will do.
Anyway rose gave out harveys private phone number on twitter and got shut down...
Then she post something about all women should boycott twitter for a day...

And twitter caves in...

Its ironic that twitter is gonna go after the bullies\ 8ters\
Racist ect .. i think they are gonna find alot of women abuse other women on twitter.
I mean isnt that the whole point of twitter or snapchat..to vent and unleash the 8tred( yes i know how to spell the word..alt
Wont let me use it).

Isnt this like biting the hand that feeds you.?...whats to stop me from creating the new social media platform that doesnt censor...i mean isnt that how snapchat got started?
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