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So yeah. Looks like vlad took a shit all over blogland..whatelse did i miss
Posted:Feb 9, 2018 4:56 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2018 4:56 am
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Ive been away....thought i was making progress with my lady friend...but in the end its like playing shoot and ladders...

She'd suggest something..say she was into it...

So like an idiot I would talk about the subject matter and land on a shute...

We'd slide back to step one in the relationship...she said she isnt ready\ is total new to all of this etc...
.and i feel like this is gonna be a never ending loop.

So i have to wake up and realize when she says something like she enjoyed watching cbt performed on someone...
That doesnt mean she wants to do it....she is merely horny for that moment.

Like a married guy i just need to nod my head and say yes dear..lol

I have to realize that women arent men and arent as forward\ direct with a desire. There is no guessing games with men.

Either that or see this as a quagmire...and end it before it even starts..

I dont know but in two dates ive seen this cycle twice already...the rush forward and then the pull back

And then everything is back to normal

???

Well i see vlad is filling the blogs...atleast that has to be better than watching the tape delayed olympics
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The grammys what a shame
Posted:Jan 28, 2018 4:40 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2018 4:43 pm
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The media is having a pc orgasm over the fact that alot of the categories are filled with hip hop and latino preformers...

But they act like black folk never got any recognition for their musical talents....

Er hello. Jay z cant sing....he like taylor swift talks over a track

Meanwhile gene chandler could...so do yourself a favor and research some of the great black singers and groups of the past....

And boycott this garbagefest...

A real singer can belt it out at 20 and still do it at 60....gene chandler..the duke of earl....
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Scott baio and # me too
Posted:Jan 28, 2018 8:29 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2018 8:37 am
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Now let me preface this by saying that im against sexual harrasement\ sexual assault\ matt laurer sorta bs...

But therefore i must be against jock sniffers...ie people that willing date or sleep with someone to gain an advantage\ get a promotion\gain wealth\ get a good grade.....

Cause your part of the problem!!!!! Your enabling the system!!!

Yes there were plenty of women sexually harassed in Hollywood...but there are women\ men that willingly slept with these creeps to get that part..to get famous.

So why arent these people outed?\ shamed? Didnt they pave the road for this type of behavior....arent they a lil to blame?

Now you have nichole eggert coming out of the woodwork claiming scott baio sexually assaulted her......to join in the # me too.
Which is ironic considering she dated baio after the show was over...

So was she truly assaulted?...was she a jock sniffer..dating baio to glam onto his fame.....is she coming out just to restart her career? Or ruin his? ( Cause he supports trump)

Where is any ounce of proof?

Sad to say this movement has become a witch hunt...they have sunk to the scott baio level
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The silent email or it wasnt that good for her
Posted:Jan 28, 2018 8:13 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2018 8:13 am
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You know something isnt right when you played with her\had fun\ wrote her a nice email last night telling her so.....

And...

And then no reply..which is odd considering she usually replies by now on a daily basis....

So yeah..now awaiting that dear john sorta email....and the other shoe to drop.

Thank God i have my morning coffee in me..lol

Perhaps this is why i drifted over to men...there is no second guessing them...usually if a dude is into it...hes into it...and will proudly do it the first get together.
Hell he'll bust out all his toys

So yeah looks like another no go...and people wonder why i dont talk about bdsm more
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Whats the best material for a sex toy\ how do you prefer your dildo)
Posted:Jan 28, 2018 7:47 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2018 7:48 am
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I had a lively debate last night as i was showing someone the difference in materials used in dildoes....

I think we both agreed that silicone has the best overall feel.
But she told me that a vagina wants it a bit rougher and likes a veiny exterior.

As a man doing anal. I prefer something totally smooth...no veins... something that is gonna slip in and out easily like a real penis. Perhaps 6 inches

So i thought id ask. What your perfect dildo..size\ material\ shape
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Equal pay for equal work
Posted:Jan 14, 2018 7:45 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2018 7:48 pm
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I think its different when you work at say walmart..it is easy to say a male cashier should make as much as a female one.

But its different in hollywood.. it really is about your ability to put butts in the seats.

I hate tom cruise...but he earns every penny he makes because he is able to tap into the foreign markets..his movies may do just okay in the us, but are huge in china or india.

Its wrong to say mark walberg deserves the say pay as michelle williams...he obviously is the bigger draw.
I seriously doubt i would see a movie featuring just ms williams.

But that is the facts of life....he is still a name...

And she.. a cast off from dawson's creek. I cant name the last movie she was in.

So i serious doubt they deserve the same pay even though they both act.
The same way i dont expect jen law to make the same amount as the flavor of the week male co star they pair her up in the next ya novel. she is the star..she is the draw...she deserves more than her male co star....even though they both do the same job!

Yet where are the time is now\ we too people when it comes to young male actors not making the same bank as jen law? Jen got a movie at 17..where are the starring roles for young male actors? They are competing against the harrison fords of the world
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The power of boobs or perhaps i shouldnt be watching craft pod cast when im horny
Posted:Jan 14, 2018 7:25 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2018 7:25 pm
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So once again im watching an adult swim podcast called assembly line yeah...

And the bigger white woman named anca is wearing this really low cut shirt that shows off her boobs...

And holy cow its like im back in sixth grade. I literally cant turn away....

There is boob in every shot!

Then to protect her clothing she donns this left over inflatable sumo suit...

And im still watching..and im still turned on...i kidd you not..i have a boner for a woman wearing an inflatable suit

What is it about wonen being women that is so damn sexy...
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Kenya west,roseanne and oprah walk into a bar....wait is this a joke?
Posted:Jan 11, 2018 3:58 am
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2018 10:57 am
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So okay now we have kenya west\ rosanne barr and oprah rummored to run for the presidency of US.

So it made me truly wonder wtf does it take to be president? I use to think one should have some sorta credentials....past experience governing something... anything.

But lets be honest most past presidents werent even senators with long track records in congress...most were governors at best...carter\ regan\ clinton\ bush\ obama was like a one spin around the senate guy

99.9 percent of presidents never fought in the war\ never served in the military

We have the likes mark cuban and mark zuck the fuckenberg dipping a toe into politics...does being uber rich and running a corp make you qualified to be president?

What does oprah have that makes her qualified? Building an empire usually means stepping on the graves of alot of lil folks

We all laughted when "w" was asked what a loaf of bread cost...and he didnt know. They claimed he was out of touch with the average american...
Will we laugh when the " roadtrip" clip of oprah and gail surfaces again..the one where they didnt even know how to pump their own gas

Im not saying that any of the other president knew either..they claim hillary hasnt driven a car in 20 plus years.

As much as im not a fan of hillary...she was\ is fucking qualified. The same way joe biden is qualified etc. Same way bernie and mitt romney etc is qualified.

I think america needs to pull back a little...sure trump had no political experience. But is he now the gateway for any billionaire to waddle up to the trough and decide they wanna run the country.

Hell the one talk radio lady was literally beaming after the golden globes and wanted to vote oprah in now.
Her co host reminded her that meant throwing joe bidden under the bus.
Her reply?...er..he could always be vice president.

Seriously now what qualifications should a candidate have? And is it "okay for anyone to be president as long as they have a qualified number 2?
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You know your a dude and horny when....fill in the blank
Posted:Jan 10, 2018 4:54 am
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2018 4:59 am
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So yeah of late ive been watching alot of adultswim.. but there is just so many episodes of rick and morty that a man can watch.

So i started to click on the live podcast...

And this is how you know your a guy and horny.....i watched one called the assembly line.
It stars two women ( one asian...i think she said her hertage is south korean)..the other women is a full figured white woman....

Doing crafts of all things....

Yep i watched these women put together pictures out of microbeads because i was sexually aroused.

What is ironic and probably insightful to the female reader is the full figured girl wasnt showing off her body...She was wearing this knitted wrap around and the only part exposed were her hands...

And fyi i dont have any problem with bigger girls\ bbw\ luv seeing them nude.😁

I think women have to realize men are attracted to your feminity....so yeah it could be your legs or boobs or hell your hair......or in this case your hands...

And no i wasnt objectifying this woman...i think there is a huge difference between natural attraction and thinking i can pull a trump and just grab women by the p.

Good show reguardless..but i doubt i would have watched it if say two dudes were doing a similar show..
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Blocking and blogging..just another day on alt
Posted:Jan 9, 2018 4:43 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2018 8:39 am
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So i ended up blocking that one guy that was into edging.

Why? Not the right fit for me...
people assume that if your a dude that likes dudes then it is all gold...like the shit should be interchangeable ..like its just dicks and asses
And should be as basic as putting tab A into slot B.and dropping loads all over the house

But with men there is always drama! ( Yep ladies if you think one man is a pain, try two sometime)

With men all the bit and stars have to line up right....or its not worth the hassle in the first place....its just easier to find another guy that lines up better or comes without baggage.

So it was just easy for me to simply ban him than deal with the drama......
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