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I just worked out why God needs billions of us.
Posted:Mar 20, 2017 2:13 pm
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2017 7:11 pm
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Just kidding.







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There are no highlights for today. But I've got corn.
Posted:Mar 3, 2017 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2017 3:15 am
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Man am I glad I planted corn.




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Sometimes words fail me.
Posted:Feb 23, 2017 3:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2017 4:07 am
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Today we examine lust. Lusting for your teacher is a sin.
Posted:Feb 20, 2017 5:19 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2017 3:44 pm
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I was forced to stay back after school to do my homework whilst being under a teacher's strict guidance. As I diligently worked through my assignment I noticed the teacher adopting poises of a lude suggesting nature but decided it was not directed towards me but just the teacher performing some exercise to pass the time. But when she parked herself directly in front of me and spread her legs to expose her panties I began to think she was deliberately teasing me. I took the coy expressionless look on her face as provocative and confrontational and then suddenly I was no longer confused about her intentions. She desired sin and was being controlled by Satan. I was sure of it now so I reached for the cross strung around my neck seeking guidance from a higher order. Then much to my satisfaction, I realized that I had a most joyous sensation welling up in my being like Christ must have felt when her first spied Mary. So I thought all was well that this was just the normal state of affairs so I decided to just enjoy the show. But then she carelessly brushed a marker onto the floor and bent over to pick it up exposing her ass to me in full view. I decided she was definitely a sinner and should be punished accordingly. Then I got up from my desk and approached her disarming her with my smile as I neared her. She gave a small concessional smile back whilst diverting her gaze to the inconspicuous bulge in my pants and uttered a small remark and it was then that I caught her wrist and spun her around to pin her down onto the desk. I then gave her ass a good solid spanking and enjoyed her reaction whilst I gave her a beating. Her face looked red and flustered as she squirmed under my grip then when I let her go she looked around and said. "Now my tsmi man you like fukubukuro?" Then me "Oh yes let's do fukubkuro." So we did. We went shopping.








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What good a life unkempt?
Posted:Feb 3, 2017 11:16 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2017 11:26 pm
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In the future someone may ask, how did we get it so wrong?
Posted:Feb 2, 2017 2:27 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2017 12:34 pm
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Aliens here to save us ! Could anyone be so stupid?









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The moon and stuff!
Posted:Jan 27, 2017 4:03 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2017 2:55 pm
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I got an idea for the next Olympics.
Posted:Jan 25, 2017 4:19 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2017 1:57 pm
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Summer or Winter. Get training! Or what about gold for most inappropriate use of a pole vault? Or sexiest pole vaulter ? Hmmmm!


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Today's "Big" Question.
Posted:Jan 19, 2017 3:36 pm
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2017 4:59 pm
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Do wallabies like potato chips? Ans Yes wallabies do like potato chips especially crinkle cut. Do wallabies eat cake? Dogs should definintly not eat cake, or smashed avocado on toast, or chocolate, or apple seeds....................or wallabies, this variety is toxic to dogs, true fact..


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I saw a dead duck on the road!
Posted:Jan 19, 2017 6:33 am
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2017 3:32 pm
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I really like ducks. Don't know if I should describe it. Basically there's two ponds separated by a road in between and no proper duck crossing ! Or lollipops ?
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