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Pumpkin fucking spice Sure i get it....its sorta like the leaves turning color...its a seasonal thing unique to fall. But omg this has to stop....i actually saw pumpkin spiced twinkies the other day.. Whats next? Pumpkin spiced pussy? Id luv to be a fly on the wall for that sales pitch... Ladies. You say your not getting enough oral...then add a few sprinkles of mrs dash pumpkin spice to ....spice up your luv life.. ( And on that note never ever understood why a woman would complain about not getting enough oral...i mean why are you with someone that doesnt really enjoy giving. And yes..you know damn well if pumpkin spice lead to more oral dudes would be literally coating themselves in it. Hell guys would get naked..jump into a trash bag and shake and bake coat themselves if it meant more oral. Hmm perhaps i need to invest in pumpkin spice stocks and then start that rumor on twitter!🤔 Im cool with pumpkin spiced lattes...but its gotta end there. |
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10/21/2017 6:20 am |
Hey this ad campaign could be as successful as my Got dick? Ad or my eat more pussy ad for chic fill a
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While I enjoy pumpkin pie and other pumkiny things, I am not on the pumpkin spice bandwagon. "Hell guys would get naked..jump into a trash bag and shake and bake coat themselves if it meant more oral." <-- - Leo this made me laugh, as I even had someone come to mind when I read the line. Thank you for that.
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