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aliljaded 53F
23949 posts
4/28/2017 2:49 pm
… Three! Wide awake. How are you doing? (This Is Funny!)

… Three! Wide awake. How are you doing?

Just fine. But did it work? I don’t feel any different.

It’s hypnosis. It doesn’t have to work for it to work. What do you remember?

You were telling me about hypnosis, how normal it really is, that everybody goes into hypnotic trance every day without noticing it. Then you asked me to hold my hands out and clasp them together really tight, and imagine that they were covered in glue and that I couldn’t open them. And you told me to try to open my hands, but before I had a chance to really try, you touched me on the forehead and told me to close my eyes, and you held me and told me to relax and go deeper. Was that it? Was that the hypnosis?

Does it really matter? Just tell me what it felt like.

It felt like, well, you were talking and talking, and being kind of annoying, and I didn’t want to listen, but just go limp in your arms, and it felt kind of nice for you to hold me so I could just let go. But you kept talking, and I just didn’t want to pay attention.

What do you remember about what I said?

It was all foolishness about how your words were going into my brain and how easy it was to follow your suggestions. It didn’t really make sense to me, like it was word salad. Oh. There was something about laughing….

Something about laughing?

Something really dumb, like how the next time I laughed I would get really turned on. Really stupid, a joke really. And the more time passed, the funnier everything would seem. And if I tried not to laugh, that would just increase my arousal. Totally absurd.

Is it?

It is. Utterly ridiculous. It’s enough to – Oh, no, I see what you’re trying to do!”

What am I trying to do?

You’re trying to make me laugh.

Why would I want to do a thing like that?

So I’ll get turned on, and then we’ll fuck like weasels.

Do you think that’s going to happen?

I’m not going to let it happen. I’m not going to laugh. You – you can’t make me laugh.

If the hypnosis affected you, I won’t have to; you’ll just laugh spontaneously soon enough.

But I won’t! I don’t want to give you the satisfaction.

We’ll see. Say, why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

Um, I don’t know, why?

To get to the Dark Side.

Don’t! Don’t do that!

Why not?

You’re trying to make me laugh. And that joke wasn’t very funny.

Wasn’t it? Maybe you thought it was like the funniest joke in the world for a moment, and it was all you could do to stop yourself from laughing.

You wish.

Maybe you wish it too. But how about this. A bartender is in an empty bar,talking on the phone. Suddenly a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk in. The bartender says, “Sorry, got to go, the joke is starting!”

That one’s better. A little better.

The real joke is that you can’t hold out for very much longer. Everything is getting funnier and funnier. The tip of my nose is getting funnier and funnier, isn’t it?

Stop that!

Why should I? If you laugh, everybody wins. How about this? What’s red and goes “ding-dong?”

I don’t know, what?

A Red Ding-Dong.

Seriously?

Stay with me. Now, what’s blue and goes “ding-dong?”

A Blue Ding-Dong?

Don’t be silly; Ding-Dongs only come in red!

Jesus, that isn’t funny, that’s sad. Your idea of a joke is, hee, it’s laughable. Oh, fuck. Hee hee. Hee hee ha ha ha ha ha. Goddammit, you got me! Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Shit! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Jesus Christ, I am so turned on! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I can’t believe I’m doing this! Ha ha ha ha ha! You’re a horrible person, absolutely horrible. Come fuck me right now! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”


aliljaded 53F
8847 posts
4/29/2017 3:54 am

I'm glad it made even You laugh!

"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”


Dreamcatcher__ 87M
7019 posts
4/28/2017 2:56 pm

Well, I'll admit I did chuckle.


aliljaded 53F
8847 posts
4/28/2017 2:51 pm

Hahaha

"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”



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